Oh no you didn't.
It never occurred to me the Heathrow injection would apply to me being at least 80 miles away. Luckily I do not take this sort of jibe from the bf personally and refusing to accept the alternative he had insinuated, I grabbed the car keys and whipped out of the driveway faster than you can say denial. Sharing a bank account is also fabulous revenge for such quips, I was off to the shops!
Hope you liked that tale and the new pairs of pants.
Miss you both!
Lots of love